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Stick Demotivational Poster

DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am
good'n Mr ug

USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.

SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.

BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious

TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm


TAGS: bumper sticker simple
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:28 pm
U suck ^^
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:57 pm
Check out my poster:140640 if it makes ya feel any better
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:54 pm
It's that time of the year again when motifake gets filled with 12 YO's immature enough to not know a clever joke/poster when they see it. Don't worry though, they go away by spring or so.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:39 pm
Ewwwww, I have a bomber. Good for you, Bombsie. Uhm, can I call you Bombsie? ... Thanks.


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.

TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"

THIS LITTLE PIGGY - had a degree in engineering

TAGS: stick house
Rating: 4.38/5

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CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thats sweet
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
Another solid win. 5L


TAGS: sticky sweet nutty brown cubby
Rating: 4.15/5

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daimuldoon - February 7, 2011, 3:46 pm
whoa 2 girls 1 cup flash back


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.71/5

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shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P

STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.

TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

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spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

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Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either photoshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...

KEEPS GETTING HARDER - There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally


TAGS: fuck stick
Rating: 3.16/5

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kalanbear - January 14, 2012, 11:40 pm
lmao, if you really knew how to write you would understand that you're wrong. In this case, the question marks would be OUTSIDE of the quotations. kthanksbye.
Furby - January 5, 2011, 1:56 pm
real "Grammar Nazis" know that you only use one question mark and it goes inside the quotations. :)

AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"

TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.

HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?

CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.

JUSTIN BIEBER - So bad even stick figures hate him

TAGS: justin bieber stick figure wtf
Rating: 4.46/5

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agdaniele - February 3, 2011, 9:38 pm
Depends on whether or not Mark David Chapman had a kid... and if that kid is, by any chance, trying to impress Jodie Foster.
hootizz - February 3, 2011, 9:32 pm
ok, bets on.., how long before some Nazi Emo decides that Bieber is the devil and try's to do him in..??
tellitlikeitis - February 3, 2011, 8:42 pm
I think it's the kid's hairstyle or something. Personally, I can't stand this kid-- he just really bugs me, almost as much as David Cassidy did way back when.
TheOne - February 3, 2011, 5:17 pm
That is now my favorite picture.5L.
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:43 am

beiber posters generally don't do well here. i have a feeling this one will. 5L from me dude...nice

DEEP FRIED BUTTER ON A STICK - We seem to have created another way to kill each other.

TAGS: deep fried butter stick
Rating: 4.29/5

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Iconoclast - January 8, 2013, 11:07 pm
How about if you wrap the butter in bacon strips first, that would add protein to the dairy.
Silverheart - January 8, 2013, 9:59 pm

That just sounds bad. I guess there ARE some things that just should not be fried.

HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...

ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store

YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS - But napalm will surely warm their hearts.

TAGS: bumper sticker
Rating: 3.64/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 6, 2010, 10:12 am
Family Guy did it! lol

BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.


TAGS: ugly stick goth retard
Rating: 2.41/5

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superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:42 pm
Why is the word "goth" used here? His style is industrial/metal, not goth..

BOOM - Headshot

TAGS: grenade sticky halo
Rating: 1.94/5


TAGS: funny genius guns sticks
Rating: 3.13/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
... Pb 82...
Archivis - January 26, 2011, 8:48 am
I think I saw that on Mythbusters ;) still a good one none the less


TAGS: snail stick
Rating: 2.39/5

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OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
*Sigh* I might be able to enjoy this more,if only I wasn't a snail pedophile.Oh well,*fap* *fap* *fap*
Signe - February 13, 2009, 10:21 am
As a rule, I don't like "double captioning" this way... But there's just something aboradle (my spelling is amsomer than yours) about this pic!
Ba-nini - November 16, 2008, 7:14 pm


MY FRIENDS... - Though his light shone for but a brief moment, our dear friend's flame will forever burn in our hearts...


THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !

ENGAGING A TROLL - may lead you into all sorts of trouble. Let the Mods deal with it.

TAGS: troll motifake harry engage stick
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm
have you said food stamp?... it sounds suspiciously known...hmmm
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:16 pm
in some places a 10 $ bill will do it, or even a food stamp :)
mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm
I'd say it's a good idea, if I wouldn't know that women aren't impressed by visual things... hahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
or you can just staple a 100 $ bill to your shirt and go out on the street lol
mariand - January 27, 2012, 7:25 pm
sorry... but there are places where that's a way to conquer women's heart ;)
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:32 am
don't be harsh on suzie, she's still recovering from her suicide attempt following marian's rant
mariand - January 27, 2012, 9:49 am
What you say?... Then all my effort to impress 'em is in vain?...lol
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 2:02 am
One shouldn't make assumptions. Soory RL, Rerun, I call 'em as I see 'em.
mariand - January 27, 2012, 1:09 am
true, as long as you don't forget that Mods are all people...hehehe


TAGS: sticky note method
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by ughomer

boston - July 14, 2012, 1:39 pm
I did this to my wife ONCE, she was NOT amused....

AUTOBOTS - And you thought the only reason they transformed to hide.

TAGS: girl stick shift transform
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:49 pm
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
I'll answer that as soon as I put away my armor-all lube.
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
damn aggy, I think we just got "trashed" ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
This is an excellent poster. It shows a great deal of effort and planning. The joke is original and hilarious. Why can't the rest of you idiots make posters like this? HUH? HUH? Aggy? GS? Cubby? You boys better step up!

dark&pink -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!



I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - is drunk again.

TAGS: snowman drunk booze stick little girl
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - December 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Norman Rockwell, you've met your match. 5L

CRABOPOTTAMUS!!! - You thought you itched before! Damn you have to use a flame thrower to kil those. EWWWWWWWWW!

TIME TRAVEL - Not always the most "groovy" thing.

TAGS: ash boom stick not every syllable
Rating: 3.67/5

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PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:08 am
5 Boomsticks
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Aww Bruce Campbell one of Icon in horror movies . Great choice of picture . 5L

NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.

IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising

LIPSTICK - Looks better on my cock Now make me a sammich

TAGS: lipstick sammich
Rating: 2.09/5

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Max - June 18, 2008, 8:06 pm
...I hate you. I was gonna say that. But you beat me to it. (Well, except for the sammich part.)

WTF - Boom.


LOVE THY NEIGHBOR - as much as thyself

TAGS: stick em up
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:04 am
Too bad they don't have one with bigger boobs or something.

Loving a Man -

TAGS: love snow will stick inches
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am


Self-esteem -


TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.

Flu Shots -

TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bullshit on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE SHOT that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue shot in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu shot, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.

ANAL-RETENTIVE - Why yes. Yes I am.

TAGS: analretentive fishsticks
Rating: 3.36/5

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spacedog - June 6, 2012, 1:57 pm
I'm guessing he was doing a little word play Jenny. Anal-crappy? Don't let it bug you, just make another poster. :)
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
I don't know why that double-posted. This is not my day...
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
forseti - June 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
So you tried to make a crappy poster...?!?

EXPERIMENTATION - "It is all part of my plan for world domination – and by world, I mean Fanboy World." ~Kristen Bell~

dark&pink -

TAGS: amp pink angry stickman epic
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
I'd say its as funny as finding out YOU have ebola, Mr. Spangle. 5/5
Spangle - September 22, 2009, 4:59 pm
This comic is about as funny as finding out you have ebola.

SEDAN DRIVER - Is not impressed at your literacy.


Tattoos -


TAGS: i m sticking to jamba
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:50 am
You weren't making a "funny" you were being an uptight smartass like usual. We all know your agenda Derek.
John R - June 6, 2010, 7:08 am
A for effort, and don't ever forget Beaver Cleaver!
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:43 am
Sure you get an A for effort, Cubby. Cheers.
TheTrashHeap - June 6, 2010, 3:32 am
Derek you smartass show some respect for your betters. Mooooo got your "joke" it just wasn't funny..... Like your posters.
Cubbybear - June 6, 2010, 3:17 am
I can't spell...do I still get an A for effort? Thank Mr. Moooooooooooo
Derek - June 6, 2010, 2:57 am
I was making a funny Moo. I guess the "axe" went over your head. Pity really. :})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
Really Derek?.....you're bugging Cubby about his spelling?.....Cubby eats limeys like you for breakfast. 5L Cubster.
Derek - June 5, 2010, 8:14 pm
A "cleaver" name? Really, I axe you!

IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need




TAGS: sticky but sweet
Rating: 4.17/5

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ICEMAN - June 23, 2010, 12:49 am
She's making a mess.


HONEY - Are you sure the Dipstick's here somewhere?

TAGS: dipstick in the truck
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bob D. Sailor - February 1, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why is she holding a tire iron? Defense against surprise butt secks?
culos - January 26, 2010, 4:43 am
Use you own name JJ, if anything I'd say hauling ass just got a lot better...
MisterJJ - January 25, 2010, 8:00 pm
Culos - "Nice tailpipe!"
R.S.Jake - January 25, 2010, 6:33 pm
Well, there's a dipstick in the trunk now!



DINO COP STICKS - Because eating with two sticks is NOT crazy enough

TAGS: chop sticks
Rating: 3.09/5

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R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:51 pm
Sorry, that was off topic, I just couldn't stop myself.
R.S.Jake - January 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Thank the gods my daughter is only 11 months old. I have a while to go before I have to kill her boyfriends.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:43 pm

Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:42 pm
Product site http://www.4physics.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/66_80/products_id/436
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:41 pm

when you have kids, jealousy rears its head every day. remember, bring enough to share or don't bring any at all.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
I have no idea.... just talkin' outta my a55.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:39 pm
ah, well, that's concerning
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:38 pm
It's a married thing.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
What do you need with more than 8 chopsticks? O.o
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
Just like my son (16), the little girl will break your heart on day...part of being a parent
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:37 pm

just enough for all the kids in the area.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm
LMAO! Rerun.... lookin' for a wholesaler!
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:36 pm

where do you find this big bucket of them? Can only find an 8 pack.
Cubbybear - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
I am a little tried...sorry for the typo
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:35 pm

it has alreday started, generally she is pretty good
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm

it;s all good, I just want her to stay my little girl a while longer
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:34 pm
The fun years are coming for you. around 12 is when girls start acting up
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm
As long as it's in the right ways, rerun... it's good in the long run.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:33 pm

she is 11 going on 22
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm
This gets a four from me...because the typo got my hopes up. I thought this was going about police brutality. lol jk 5
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:32 pm

she already is, and it scares the living crap out of me....next phase is boys.
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Rerun, how old is your daughter?
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
Better than a Baptist upbringing. Trust me.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:31 pm
That's gonna be one seriously tough girl.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:30 pm

she gets it all in our house. Chanukah, Christmas. American food, Asian food. Guilt trips - both give and get
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ugh... a 55% higher chance of rebelling against the guilt and rules.
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:27 pm

as if....we are raising her Catholic. talk about confused
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
Gotta start jewish girls early on chopsticks!
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:25 pm
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:13 pm

sad part is I am on amazon looking to buy them for my daughter
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm
LMAO! I noticed it right as I clicked "approve"
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:10 pm

cop sticks? Danny - run.

Gangster -

PIXIE STICK NINJA - The Truth Behind The Myth

TAGS: pixie sticks ninja
Rating: 2.17/5

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PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 8:02 pm
To be honest, it's more like expressionism run a muck. I didn't build the picture, just found it and loved it.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 7:59 pm

isn't making a tribute poster to yourself like fapping to a picture of yourself?
PixieStickNinja - January 6, 2010, 7:11 pm
Wow...was the poster approved just to allow you to vent? really?
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:05 pm
The truth behind the myth? How about some quality behind the posters?
Overlord Douchebag - January 6, 2010, 6:30 pm
Just what have you done to earn a poster? Nothing whatsoever. And making yourself a tribute poster is just sad.


TAGS: halo reach stick armor lock
Rating: 1.37/5

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50cal - November 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
1L, its not funny dude.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Nice to have a second shot to lower that 2.25 on the original one.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm

1L worthy second time around
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm
And 10 days from now he'll try & get it by rerun.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:15 pm
How'd I miss that? Twice the suck?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
You already posted this 121721.

Lot #774 Branch -

non-stick cookware -

TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.

fine dining -

TAGS: garyo fetch the stick
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 9, 2014, 8:35 am

Only if you buy 2, and rub them together
maoworks2 - May 9, 2014, 7:39 am
Wow A Free Stick Now I Can Heat The House .
ughomer - May 9, 2014, 5:26 am
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:18 am
Too funny cuz it's too true. Thanks for the laugh.
Greeny - May 8, 2014, 6:59 pm
he is building a cabin you know...

If Peace Begins On Our Plate -

TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.

Slide On In -

Fishermen -

TAGS: fishing water stick sunset
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:15 am
Purdy funny stuff here, Ashson. 5L

Bubble Gum -

Assumptions -

TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.

Reflection -

Super Gle Lip Stick -

Stamp out BS -


TAGS: teamwork stick tragedy
Rating: 4.45/5

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spacedog - September 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
Ha! I would have guessed they were called a "bundle", but that sounds far to combustible. 5L
Airman - September 6, 2012, 11:13 am
it still had a bit of whine in it
Sho - September 6, 2012, 10:45 am
I do too. 5 & f
maoworks2 - September 6, 2012, 7:52 am
I Do !
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:10 am
For the haters out there, and evidently there are some, I would just like to say this in my most non-whiniest voice: do you know how hard it is to find a high quality pic of a freakin' stick insect on the freakin' internets? Because I don't think you do.


TAGS: nerd pants geek keyboard joystick tth
Rating: 4.38/5

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ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
how are ya gonna look up porn now?
spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:46 pm
Ha! Still F11ing on to his 3 1/2" floppy. 5L
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:11 pm
those pants are ctrl-alt-meh - 5L

sorry, ladies -


Electronic Companies -

TAGS: electronics computers videogames bedknobs broomsticks
Rating: 3.6/5

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CloudchaserS - May 7, 2013, 12:27 am
I'm thinking mostly just see the symptoms, complain and developers work to find the root and fix it.
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 6:14 pm
Maybe, but will the customer actually know the root of the problem, or only witness the symptoms of the problem?
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2013, 11:35 am
Because it's cheaper to release a product, let the customers find the problems, listen to their complaints than to pay developers to find all the bugs before the product is released.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 10:46 am
Dude, I should have entitled it, "Epic Fail," lol. Oh, well. Next time :-D
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 8:56 am
That's what they do when they release a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th version of the 1st.

NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.


STICKMEN - It’s only the simplest of discoveries that keeps them going.

TAGS: stickmen ms paint omg no hands
Rating: 3.19/5

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kristenloveschris - April 1, 2011, 8:56 am
Hahahaha that's epic!!!


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

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Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.

dark&pink -

STICKERS - Location, Location, Location.

TAGS: location situational awareness stickers
Rating: 2.62/5

Life Lesson -

WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.

TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin penises... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed

SARAH PALIN - A pig in lipstick is still a pig.

TAGS: sarah palin pig lipstick
Rating: 1.87/5

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bhaalgorn - November 13, 2008, 10:04 am
well, that joke was handled, well. and now the more that i look at obama i think ill give him a chance, id like to see how his tax plan goes over. i was sure the shadow government wouldn't let him be president but maybe they have plans for him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:35 am
PS- fuck you, you worthless fucking fuck.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:33 am
bhaalgorn, you are a shit sandwich with shit sauce served on a shit platter with shit chips and a big lumpy glass of shit, you fucking shithead.
Sean - October 31, 2008, 6:23 pm
Socialism means state control of the means of production. Republicanism means state control of the means of reproduction. hope that helps the economically and politically illiterate.
WTFO - October 31, 2008, 5:17 pm
I can, because a pig in lipstick is still better than a socialist.
On the fence - September 13, 2008, 3:19 pm
Who can vote for McCain/Palin after seeing this! lol!